chapter 1-

Gemt 3alaa...

"GHALLAAA,yala gomay 7bebte benroo7 elshalaih ba3ad 10 munites.. 3ayazt wana aga3dech!!"

me: ok now agom *in a sleepy voice*

mom: mu tsaweeen nafs kelmarra yalaa gomay khal9ene

me: cham yom bneg3ad?

mom: yemkn 3 aw 2 days, 7esbay 7sabich mu tensain shaayy ok?

me: bamil brou7i hnak:(

mom: etha taben golay 7ag retaj tyi weyaach 3ashan latmleen bro7ech weya 3yal khalech?

me:okay now adeg 3alaihaa
.....

*calling retaj*

retaj: khair khair shtaben mga3datne men 9uba7 allah khair?

me: YALLAAAA GOMMAYY *screaming*

retaj: ha shtaben uff

me: benro7 jlai3a ta3alay?:(

retaj:metta?

me: ba3ad 10 minutes bas 3ala ma enmurich w chethy?

retaj: hmm okay wait asa'al elwalda wagolch whatsapp mashy?

me: mashy, chaw

retaj: chaaw..
.....
 eshta6ait  ratoouj eb tyyi weyana :D la'ana hnak kela 9bayan w yahal fa amel brou7y!!

*My phone is ringing.. Retaj was calling*

me: aloo halla

retaj: 9arle senna akalmch whatsapp laish matrdeeen?:)

me: sorry kentt gam abadel shtaben

retaj: ok ana jahza metta btsharfeeen?

me: ka kaaa now yala bye.

omw to jlai3a with retaj & my mum
awal ma we9alna elshalaih ma kan fe a7ad hnak fa re7na ga3adna 3alba7ar shwaay w solafna...


retaj: ghalouy feech starbucks?

me: eeeh uffff

retaj: yala nroo7?

me: yalaa fougga

we went there w kan 7ail za7ma wel6abor wa9l lay bara w ana maly khlg an6er jaad


me: ratouj emshay nro7 shway wenrid 3ala matkhef elza7ma?

retaj: okh ghalooouy check ely hnak ely labes t-shirt a7mar wayha mu ghareeb 9aa7?

me: ana agool  emshay khal9eena, khanrid 7ag ubooy sayarta mayadre eny makhthat'ha *btw i'm 17*

we7na radeen bel6reej gam nfer belsayara wela a7ad yed3amna..a7 mu wagta jaad w bayga sayarat ubooy:)
shal7aaaath!!


wegaft 9efa6t elsayarra bashoof etha feeha shay wela laa....


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retaj:
OUUCH!!! shoufay mnu ele da3amnaa!!